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Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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