oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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