I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
