So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
A bitchslap is in order.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
