One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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