That's intense
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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