just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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