Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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