Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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