I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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