So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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