Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(651): View more from Minnesota

we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers

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(443): View more from Maryland

She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina

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(916): View more from California

I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool

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(802): View more from Vermont

i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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(269): View more from Michigan

I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!

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