in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So much puke
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.