He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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