Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
