So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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