I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We left an ass print on the piano.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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