I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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