East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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