Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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