So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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