I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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