yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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