THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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