He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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