You're my little dorito
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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