how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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