Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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