So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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