whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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