Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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