We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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