We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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