that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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