So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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