Cold hands, warm shart.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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