ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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