i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
where are my eyebrows?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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