Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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