what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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