I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
birth control should be required to get into college
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you had me at cake vodka
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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