Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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