I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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