also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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