Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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