we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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