i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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