He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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