girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
In America we eat man semen.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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