did you get engaged???
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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