Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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