You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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